Of course he’ll die. Eveyone dies someday. You’ll die too. Apologies for trying to make his death more poetic and ironic. Maybe he’ll die while chasing you around and trying to take them back. Maybe he’ll slip and hit his head on a desk and get permanently injured and kill himself so he doesn’t have to live like a vegetal.

Well, that’s true but I don’t think he’ll die because I took all his candy canes. Oh…well…that could happen I guess…

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